‘Perhaps in the heat of the moment my saying civilisation would end if he became leader was a little hasty and that my saying anyone who voted for him was a moron was misquoted and out of context.
Actually some of my friends are raving lefty loonies, er – I mean principled comrades. And although I supported everything Tony Blair did, I feel we can put differences aside and that if called upon I can work together with Caliph Corbyn, er – I mean Leader Corbyn, to build a high tax, union ruled, nuclear disarmed, terrorist loving, wiping Israel off the map kind of country.
And here is my CV with a covering letter.’
(by Dun Dunkin)