A woman who repeatedly heckled Jeremy Corbyn with shouts of Marxist, admitted later that she didn’t actually know what a Marxist was.
Asked why she was screaming it at Mr Corbyn, she said it was because he wants to let all the Turks in and give all our coal and fish away. Boris called him it, so it must be true.
‘I know it’s got something to do with Brexit’, she said. ‘My husband used to be mates with Nigel Farage’s window cleaner and he told him all about it’.
‘I may have got it wrong about the Maxi thing but I know for a fact that his is anti-septic because they said on telly that he was one and that it was ripe in the Labour party.’
Asked what an anti-septic was ,the lady was joined by her friend who offered the suggestion that it someone who wanted to have English people evicted from their houses to make room for more Muslims and who wanted to tax all the poor people to get money for jam making for the elite.
‘It’s an EU plot’, she said. They get all that lovely homemade jam and we poor people have to make do with Tesco’s own brand shit and when it’s made the EU are going to call it conserve or some French name and it’s going to cost the country billions.’
