‘Those who qualify for the dementia tax will soon forget they ever signed up for it’, explained a Conservative spokeswoman. ‘Indeed, the fact they had a home at all is something they will barely remember. It will be come one less thing to worry about, leaving important issues like ‘whole stole my false teeth?’ and ‘when will Churchill announce the second world war is over?’
‘Incidentally, I’m happy to help if any of your elderly relatives need help filling out their postal vote’.
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